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College Day… 35?

It’s been too long Tumblites. I’m very sorry for my absence, I have been really busy with school. I don’t have long, I have a test to study for. I’m going to toss I into here a few more times if that’s ok. I I I I I. Ok.

Hope you’re all doing well, I haven’t forgotten you. Love y’all!

Jake

Assassins

Rules of Assassins KCAI Edition

1. At the beginning of the game you will receive a spoon and a card/slip of paper with someones name on it. It is your responsibility to find this person and “dispose” of them. Currently there are three means of killing someone

    a. Use your spoon to kill them at close range

    b. Sprinkle sugar on their food. If they eat it without any questions asked, they’re dead. You have to keep the sugar packet that you used so you may show them.

    c. Shoot them with a rubber band. The rubber band must have your name on it.

You may only kill the person(s) who’s name you have on your card. When you kill your target, you take their targets and proceed to dispose of them as well, until there is only one left.

2. If you are pursuing someone and they flash their spoon at you, indicating they’ve seen you, you cannot pursue them for an hour. After an hour is up, you can pursue them again. (In this, I suggest two things. 1. Always keep your spoon on you and 2. Be discreet. Don’t let your prey know that you’re pursuing them)

3. When you make a kill be sure to toss out the piece of paper with their name on it and please message their name to me or let me know in person. DO NOT post the kill publicly.

Feel free to team up, trade your kills etc.

College is stressful. Go into custodial work.

College: Day 4

STUFF IS GETTIN’ REAL!

It’s amazing how much different a day can be as soon as you inject it with “oh crap! I have a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h and i to get done today… and c is going to take up 6 hours of my day.” That was my day today. I realized that I didn’t have a Course Reader for one of my classes, I had no idea what Chicago Style citation organization was, I needed some random supplies for class tomorrow and I wasn’t exactly sure where my class for tomorrow is. All that said, all that fixed! Along with getting two self portraits done (satisfied with neither still :/) and getting a half hour sketch exercise knocked out, I killed all my tasks for the day. I still need to work on organization skills, but I feel I did really well getting myself driven to do my work. Possibly too well. Oh well.

In any case, its time for me to bounce. 8 o’clock class has put an end to my late night shenanigans.

Random last note: I watched a squirrel for a half hour today. More on that later, perhaps.

dontshootdownmydreams asked: AFTER I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT BEAUTIFUL POEM.

I know. I’m practically heartless!!!

dontshootdownmydreams asked: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you come home now, I'll give you a taco.

Roses are read, violets are blue, if I come home now, my future is dead. Rain check on the taco?

College: Day 3

Dang! Today was legit! I did some random crap that was scheduled for the day, won myself some Pop Tarts and FREE LAUNDRY DETERGENT (#smallthingsthatarebigthings) during Bingo (though I gave the Pop Tarts away to a friend. No big.)

I sat out on one of the benches outside and played guitar while the campus was like empty, then this chick named Erica talked to me for like 3 hours until the smokers swarmed us. At the moment my airways are bad enough, I don’t really need smoke cluttering my lungs.

The rest of the day up until about 8 was pretty lazy, I just lazed around campus, chit-chatting people in passing. At 8 I dropped by the commons area and two girls were like “Hey! You! We’re sketching! You should join us!” so I did. One of my floormates dropped in and before we knew it we had like 18 nerds in there chatting in ways only art/nerd kids will ever understand. It was all really epidermal and incredibly refreshing. Well, I’m hittin’ the hay. Perhaps I’ll have some art to show for tomorrow! We’ll see. One morning class from 8 til noon. Rest of the day I’ll probably do art to stay in the mood.

Peace!

College: Day 2

Totally spaced on getting a post out for the first day of being a college, but in all fairness to myself it was a crazy day.

To quickly recap the day yesterday, I moved in. The end. Well, not really, but that was about all that went down, along with meeting my roommate and my floormates. They’re all pretty chill.

Today I woke up, went to a local food pantry and sealed beans in bags for a little over an hour. In that time I earned a rather unfortunate nickname by no volition of my own. Long story short, a few kids on campus now call me “Cootch”, which… if you’re not aware, is a rather French term for (as the dictionary states) “the female reproductive canal. So… yes.

Anyhow, I went to a “Welcome to College” dance and let it loose on the dance floor. To be completely honest, I probably stopped dancing when a lot of guys would just start dancing. A… eh-hem… fine young woman decided that it would be fun to grind on me for a bit. Needless to say, I kept it wonderfully awkward and backed away, walking straight off. Granted, now I’m giving myself great grief over the possibility that I harmed her self esteem. In any case, eventful day.

Tomorrow will be pretty much “do-whatever-the-heck-you-care-to” day. Sleep sounds good. Granted, I already have friends that want to chill. So that will happen.

All is well in Metropolis, have a super day/evening/night and I’ll keep you guys posted on a regular basis. PEACE :D

dontshootdownmydreams asked: Haha you crazy kid, I miss you.

I miss you too! Maybe we can Skype soon :)